Copyrighted slogans for anything - T shirt, cap, stubby cooler:

how much doo would a voodoo do?

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder - missing you and enjoying it

no campari

the beer isn't strogonoff!

I drink, I drive and I vote

Marimba me?

As is, where is GOD'S WILL - Where's my money?

Chicken feed for your soul

I'm on sick-of-it leave!

Jesus swept

Save the Redneck

Annie get your glasses

1983  - the prequel

UB39  - a return to their previous form

Free PINKENBA

Bet on yourself!

2 wheels good     4 wheels bad

The Hippy Standards Council of Australia

ergonomic crosses for the modern martyr - well why be uncomfortable?

yes but maybe!

not surprisingly enough!

fine shadow of a man

Turn off your radio

Catch you on the front page

Reasons of State

Don't Hurry, Be Wappy!

How come I can touch bottom in your think tank.

Curiosity killed the cat. Control Z brought him back!

If you think you can see it - you're only half way there

no more stupid t-shirt slogans

so lonely - I bought a guitar with an f-hole

don't worry - it will spoil the ecstasy

do you really want a life of e's

I got my zen from Alan Watts in the 70's.  How do I know if it is still working?

I am thinking of selling my soul to the Devil.
It's a really big step and I don't want to get ripped off.

These ideas are original creations of Graham Gorrie and any usage without permission is a breach of copyright.